tastefullyoffensive:

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Anonymous said: u take a lot of selfies. do u think ur pretty or smoething? ur not

suitep:

wellville:

aceofsplades:

bottomupcas:

hi there, anon. i didn’t realize i took a lot of selfies. thanks for the info. so, your question was whether i think i’m pretty. you already answered that no, i am not. 

and i have to agree, anon. i don’t think i’m pretty bc i’m not.

i’m fat.

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i always have a double chin.

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i constantly look like i haven’t slept in a week bc of my dark circles

and, i always look sunburnt. idfk why

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i have this white line across my nose that makeup can’t cover up 

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i have tons of wrinkles on my forehead. like what the hell? i’m 25

also, it’s the size of fucking texas

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i still don’t know how to smile in pictures bc i hate my fucking teeth

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my feet are flat. my hips are huge. my boobs are weird. i am covered in stretch marks. my voice is grating. my ears stick out two miles from my head. i am always fucking sweating and i’ve been asked if i was pregnant more times than i can count. 

so, you’re right. i’m not pretty. i can’t stand the way i look.

which is why it’s so fucking important that i post “a lot” of selfies. bc, anon, you’d better fucking believe that if i look in the mirror that day and don’t cringe, i’m gonna take a fucking picture to save that tiny little second. and GOD FORBID i show the world that i posses a little self love every once in a fucking while. 

TO ANYONE READING THIS: DON’T EVER LET SOMEONE MAKE YOU FEEL ASHAMED FOR LIKING THE WAY YOU LOOK—EVEN IF IT’S JUST FOR A SECOND. IF YOU LOOK NICE, YOU TAKE THAT FUCKING SELFIE AND YOU SHOW IT TO THE GOD DAMN WORLD BC THEY DESERVE TO SEE THE GOD/GODDESS YOU ARE!

that beard finally coming in? go ahead, bro. take a selfie.

you finally got that piercing you’ve been wanting? not really my style, but you’re fucking rocking it. take a selfie.

your boobs look awesome in that shirt? take a selfie.

you finally lose or gain that weight you’ve been working on? take a selfie.

your eyeliner look awesome? your new sunglasses make you look like  a celebrity avoiding the paparazzi? you killing that tux? you feel a tiny, rare level of self love? you always on a high level of self love? you just like your face? 

TAKE A MOTHAFUCKING SELFIE!

thanks for the question, anon. this one’s for you.

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This is legendary.

She. Is. My. Hero. 

(And fuck you Anon!)

For all the anons out there who feel it necessary to take time out of their day to degrade/threaten/chastise/condemn/mock and shame, this one’s for you.

Whilst happily procrastinating today I came across this gem.
Beautiful lochside location, 3 bedroom detached house complete with a FULL SIZED POLAR BEAR!
I hope whoever buys the property haggles the polar bear into the deal!
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Whilst happily procrastinating today I came across this gem.

Beautiful lochside location, 3 bedroom detached house complete with a FULL SIZED POLAR BEAR!

I hope whoever buys the property haggles the polar bear into the deal!

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blood-to-ink:

Blackout poetry She The most beautiful Seventeen years of life Fades I can see faintly The glimmer of light

blood-to-ink:

Blackout poetry
She
The most beautiful
Seventeen years of life
Fades
I can see faintly
The glimmer of light

bouldercuriosity:

Outdoors Awesome

bouldercuriosity:

Outdoors Awesome

me-and-only:

Matt Hunter Going Around a Corner on his Bicycle
blogblogblooog:

Lonesome Cowboy by JulienDavid

blogblogblooog:

Lonesome Cowboy by JulienDavid

mooiefietsennicebikes:

Robert downey jr

mooiefietsennicebikes:

Robert downey jr

gyclli:

Cycling on the clouds
Gianstefano Fontana Photography

gyclli:

Cycling on the clouds

Gianstefano Fontana Photography

womenandsports:

Maria Tutaia of the Silver Ferns competes with Bianca Chatfield of Australia during game two of the Constellation Series between the New Zealand Silver Ferns and the Australian Diamonds at Vector Arena on September 19, 2013 in Auckland, New Zealand.
(September 18, 2013 - Source: Hannah Johnston/Getty Images AsiaPac)

womenandsports:

Maria Tutaia of the Silver Ferns competes with Bianca Chatfield of Australia during game two of the Constellation Series between the New Zealand Silver Ferns and the Australian Diamonds at Vector Arena on September 19, 2013 in Auckland, New Zealand.
(September 18, 2013 - Source: Hannah Johnston/Getty Images AsiaPac)

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sp00kydarvill:

I don’t even know what to say

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suitep:

dearbaby:

Last week I was driving on this little stretch of road when a white truck in the other lane stopped and flashed his lights at me. The speed limit was 25 mph and I assumed he was alerting me to a cop who liked to sit on the other side of the bend. I slowed down to below the speed limit just to be safe when I noticed a tiny turtle in my lane.
I stopped and debated what to do. I looked in my rear view mirror to see that the truck was still parked in the other lane and I realized he had been warning me to watch out for the turtle. I threw my car in park, put on my flashers then jumped out and picked up the little turtle. His shell was no bigger than the palm of my hand. I quickly placed him down in the grass a few feet off of the side of the road where he was headed. I looked back at the truck to see a man’s arm extend from the window and he gave me a thumbs up before driving off.
I couldn’t stop smiling as I climbed back into my car. I never even saw his face, but that man was a beautiful reminder that the goodness of humanity is all around us. He could have traveled past that little creature trying to make it across the road without a second thought. It wasn’t in his lane, after all. But instead he took a moment to call my attention to it. He gave me the chance to do a small gesture of kindness for one of God’s creatures and the reward has been mine ever since.
May we never be so set on our own journey, that we fail to notice the opportunity to make a difference in the paths of those around us.
Love,
M

Just a lovely reminder for when we’re all rushing, out and about in our worlds. Slow down, look up, look around. Be aware.

suitep:

dearbaby:

Last week I was driving on this little stretch of road when a white truck in the other lane stopped and flashed his lights at me. The speed limit was 25 mph and I assumed he was alerting me to a cop who liked to sit on the other side of the bend. I slowed down to below the speed limit just to be safe when I noticed a tiny turtle in my lane.

I stopped and debated what to do. I looked in my rear view mirror to see that the truck was still parked in the other lane and I realized he had been warning me to watch out for the turtle. I threw my car in park, put on my flashers then jumped out and picked up the little turtle. His shell was no bigger than the palm of my hand. I quickly placed him down in the grass a few feet off of the side of the road where he was headed. I looked back at the truck to see a man’s arm extend from the window and he gave me a thumbs up before driving off.

I couldn’t stop smiling as I climbed back into my car. I never even saw his face, but that man was a beautiful reminder that the goodness of humanity is all around us. He could have traveled past that little creature trying to make it across the road without a second thought. It wasn’t in his lane, after all. But instead he took a moment to call my attention to it. He gave me the chance to do a small gesture of kindness for one of God’s creatures and the reward has been mine ever since.

May we never be so set on our own journey, that we fail to notice the opportunity to make a difference in the paths of those around us.

Love,

M

Just a lovely reminder for when we’re all rushing, out and about in our worlds. Slow down, look up, look around. Be aware.

(Source: dearbaby)

ohheykathleenkay:

EVERYBODY GO HOME THIS ONE WINS

hahahahaha!

ohheykathleenkay:

EVERYBODY GO HOME THIS ONE WINS

hahahahaha!

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secretlifeofamovieproducer:

The Princess Bride…. 25 years later!!!

secretlifeofamovieproducer:

The Princess Bride…. 25 years later!!!